The Syanditra : Syamsul Windi Putra

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a  year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one little thing  bothering me...It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective  sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was  bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
and I always  got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she
never did it  when she was near anyone else.

One day my fiancee's "little" sister  called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was  alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and  desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me  just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.  

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm  going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come  up
and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go  up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline  straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my  car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all  clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,  "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for  a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

And the moral  of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.